They dont even put the little mail boxes on the side.

Agreed, it is pretty spot on. Capturing the originals vacant stare is what makes it.

I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

Cops and city government are more interested in giving people tickets than they are of solving crime. Implement a new theft enforcement team that takes complaints online with porch video attachments and goes after porch pirates? No … they dont have the resources.

Put in more traffic cameras to catch speeders and red light runners? Oh yeah, get those criminals.

I hate that I have learned this factoid.

If a Mars lander hits itself with a shovel and no one is around to hear it … does it make a sound?

I almost always say this. I usually turn down the job and state that the pay being offered is a little too low … they sometimes raise it.

I know. They are basically inviting if not taunting.

Nope. They got exactly what they voted for.

My group would start collecting the shit like Pokémon cards and then want to know the value of the “art objects”.

I want them to 3D print a neat little Star Wars starship miniature out of mine. Something obscure like a Kimogila.

Dude … Vances soulless eyes and vacant stare really bother me. Oh, the kid in this image is also creepy.

The funny consequences about labeling everything as an act of rebellion is that everything suddenly becomes an act of rebellion. The door opens and now we have to deal with rebels everywhere.

ICE cant be everywhere getting everyone because there is a fucking rebellion, so that means there are captured rebels in court, on trail, with jurors … when the rebels start getting found not guilty by their local courts they are no longer rebels … what are they? Revolutionists.

OP is like a recon scout. Finding information in all those valuable targets of opportunity.

Billionaires are a cancer on society. No healthy economy can survive the corruption that billionaires create. These people could do amazing things and change society for the better … but all of them decide that evil suits them.

You have to use the variables given. He ate 4/6 of his pizza and the other guy ate 5/6. Saying he ate the other guys pizza would result in a tie (not more) and is not an option. The answer they wanted was “impossible”, the kid gave the only real shenanigan proof viable answer.

No, “Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza”

I agree, the kid is correct. This is the only viable answer.

He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?

Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.

Wow. This is epic internet!