“Tucker Carlson admits he has no credibility as a journalist.”

What in the short attention span is this tik tok senior citizen format you’re using and what condition causes it?

I even questioned the sadism in my personal bottle of Danish mead I’ve set aside for Trump’s death already until I read that quote.

Now think I need to help organize a nationwide celebration of Trump’s demise and start getting ready and most importantly, promoting the shit out of it until it’s common knowledge worldwide we will be dancing again that day.

Oh no we need an applause sign and a booooooo sign and a sad ohhhhh sign and a raaaaawr rage scream sign and a sexy cat calls sign and a laughter sign…

They’re just going to audio track the audience like a 90s sitcom if their audience continues to be too dumb for heavy handed social cues a rock would catch onto.