It took approximately an hour after Ozzy Osbourne died for every single Black Sabbath video on YouTube to be inundated with “R.I.P. Ozzy” comments.

Use the electricity to power a screen and speakers and sell ad space!

Evil. I like it! Maybe some mandatory ad viewing somehow shoehorned into the unlocking process as well.

Now we do have computers! Think of the models of wheels that could help us improve wheels!

Will he get paid to improve it?

No

Well, now I’m clearly going to have to find a way to monetize the wheel as well.

The wheel has had a number of innovations over the years. The earliest wheels were flat disks of wood that were heavy and slow turning. The Romans invented spokes and metal rims which made them faster, more durable, and gave them more traction. Questions we need answered: What is this wheel in particular designed to do? Is there any way we could make it work more efficiently at its task? Do we value performance over reliability, or vice versa? Etc. Etc.

Mint Cinnamon. All my hardware works, and it can do the few things I require my work PC to do. It even remembers things like my default audio device - something Ubuntu refused to do for years.

“Xarelto”, or alternatively “cereal with sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, crushed peanuts, raisins, dried cranberries, and Greek yogurt” if medicine doesn’t count.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_YAKZH3lw