Friends of mine are expecting a child. They have an app to compare the current size of the baby. It has the weirdest choices:

• Wedding cake (they are always the same size? Depends on the budget right? So if you’re rich your child is bigger than when you’re poor, when it’s the wedding cake size?)
• flat box of chocolates (always the same size? Flat child?)
• small popcorn bucket
• small pinguin (there are so many differently sized small pinguïns)
• cotton candy (last one I had was huge, I feel sorry for the woman with a child that size in their womb)
• maki
• jackfruit
• rhubarb (so it’s a stick shaped child?)
• kitten (a grows the most as a kitten. They are kitten for the first year. It’s like saying the size of your baby is the size of a baby.)

I have no clue what these sizes are exactly. I do know what 10cm or 20cm is.

I’m confused. I read an article about the new 3310 getting the ability to install apps, a long time ago. I found an article on how to do so, but it doesn’t look like the 3310 screen in the screenshots but a general android OS. I thought it had a simplified OS, either their own or a stripped down android (unsure) as it has a tiny screen.

It’s the Nokia 3310 4G model according to this article. But it might be a generic article in which they have the phone model automatically generated by the one you search for?

While stealing and selling all the data from the passengers.

It even runs WhatsApp and Signal now, or at least, that was the plan a while back. And it’s only like 60 euros or something. Perfect for multiple day festivals and camping trips at least.

Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.

You’re not a fucking airport, Google!

Yeah sorry, based on assumption. Because the US (plus a few tiny islands) refuses to switch to metric even though imperial is obsolete and complicated. It’s also usual practice in the US to use weird things for measurements. Cars, dishwashers, etc.

So in this case it was a wrong assumption on my part.

I’m deeply sorry.

Other people (me) hate it.

You mean wannabe US? (never truly accepted metric system, even discussed to change back to imperial)

Edit: fair point though. My bad.

I don’t get why Americans are doing their best to avoid the metric system. It’s always weird discriptions. Like dishwashers, or in this case, half a giraffe. Just use bananas if (cubic) meters are too complex.

Oh but that’s not an issue. We The Netherlands produce enough xtc for everyone!

Edit: only world leaders need to take xtc when making decisions. That’s already going to make a huge difference.

Finally something so I can walk home when drunk.

I think xtc can be a cure. I’ve seen people shift from right to left because of it. Power of serotonin!

You’ll be the smartest person in the room (graveyard) as their brains have rotted away and you will win any discussion. They’ll have nothing to challenge your arguments. I don’t think this will have any scientific value though. Except maybe from a psychological perspective, as you’re an idiot trying to argue with a grave.

How, they’re all dead.

It doesn’t hurt to educate yourself. There are great instruction videos which help you with techniques. Like how to find the g-spot (and clitoris as many can’t even find that) and how to do cunnilingus and fingering. But most importantly how to get your partner in the mood, making her all riled up and explode. Use the entire body, find the sensitive spots, play with them, read your partner, don’t just focus on fucking and cumming.

Nina Hartley has many good videos for example. Don’t use porn as a guide, the focus with porn in general is right angles for the viewers, not show you how it’s done properly.

I’ve had nothing but compliments from my partners. My current partner (who had many partners before me) told me I gave her first double orgasm and she never comes as hard (by far) as with me. Also knowing what you’re doing makes you more confident and in case you’re poly, your partner is a great business card for other women.

Same goes for women. Knowing how to rouse up your partner by finding all the sensitive parts on your partner’s body and how to do a proper blow job is key to success.

Even basic things like kissing techniques and some massaging techniques can already improve your overall performance and improve your ratings.

And don’t forget to communicate with your partner. They are the best guide to their body and what works and what doesn’t. And you for yours.

But first and foremost: consent is key! Respect each other’s boundaries!

For me a whole world opened up when I learned about techniques and how to experiment with kinks. My partners also really appreciate talking about it openly, without judgements.

Enjoy! Be better!

3.14% of sailors are pirates.

4. Tom Cruise

A Pi is just an endless string of numbers.

The immense power of a screwdriver.

There were. There aren’t anymore

Example: Jordan Peterson.

There are many others.

Don’t underestimate your enemy my friend. Just because the ones in the foreground are low IQ screaming idiots doesn’t mean the quiet ones behind the curtains are low IQ too.

It’s not about intellect per se. It’s about empathy. Take a sociopath for example. They can be highly intellectual but their goal will justify any means because they lack any form of it.

I’m not saying intellect has nothing to do with the rise of fascism, because fascists are very good at manipulating low IQ people with disinformation. These low IQ people, the heard, won’t see the harm they do because that would drive their support away so it’s all being hidden and twisted.

But the core of the rise of fascism is definitely planned by intellectual people and you should not underestimate that.

Don’t just look at the skinheads on the street. Look at the people funding fascist tyrants.

Again, not a distinction im making or care about. This is not meaningful to me Who are you arguing with? Is this just action for the sake of action on your part?

We were talking about dehumanizing people, weren’t we?