I forgot I had a headache

You would figure the lizard people would have better human disguise technology.

Boris Johnson is Trump but with a vocabulary and slightly less ridiculous hair cut.

FTA:

Republicans however view the universal version of the policy as fundamentally wasteful. The “school lunch and breakfast programs are subject to widespread fraud and abuse,”

nobody knows more about fraud and abuse than Republicans

Just convince Tennessee Republicans that airplanes aren’t real. Should be easy considering they’re completely capable of ignoring reality in favor of conspiracies. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Pee Wee Himmler

He sounds scared.

That’s why Trump had him murdered

The four mothers are fourteen

Satan take the wheel

Yeah some of us have to hand wash our wi-fi the old fashioned way.

There’s articles?

Wrong. Congress approved military action against Afghanistan and Iraq. They were lied to by the Bush administration but they did in fact approve both.

The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

Trump 2024

Merry War on Christmas

It’s 8 o’clock somewhere

“Population Transfer”

When lying cheating and stealing doesn’t work, it’s a natural progression

Treason Caucus

Clown show performing for an audience of one.

Lucy is a Zionist