How do I sign up for the position of workplace lorist?

Talking about macaroni on the internet has always been risky

I know this is a meme and all but the predator really would leave a sick/injured person alone as they aren’t worthy prey, as seen with non-robot bishop in AVP.

loophole!

That’s like a warcrime type guy, right?

spoiler alert: it factually was. Go thump your bible elsewhere, Ive been deprogrammed already

I was raised christian so basically everything I was ever told was an absolute lie.

Illinois calls itself the “land of lincoln” and he isnt even from there, just worked there for a while.

Why even use debit at all? What is wrong with bank notes?

so always, got it

agreed, one felt like an edgy young adult book you’d find on a shelf at the public library. Two had a lot of attitude and style and I loved it

Richard Scarry and Shel Silverstein define my early childhood

A cheap house away from people? The horror

It’s no different at all.

fuuuuck i can relate to this too well

I get what youre saying but unless you believe in a whole deific pantheon that spans the moral spectrum, you just cant logically label a single god-like entity as evil, as it would have no meaning without contrast.

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LDS people will also consider themselves christians but protestants dont like that lol

he’s like king midas except instead of gold everything just gets slathered in shitty bronzer

why is this so amazing