Can you do me a favor next time and SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!?

Mine isn’t. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.

But it’s also a speed

Where are you that they are doing that? That’s not the case where I am.

You are not fun.

It’s not going away?

Daylight saving.

Metric time isn’t real. That’s the joke.

Today is May 6th.

“It’s Mountain Time” is what your mom says when she calls me.

I’m an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

AND I BAITED YOU! HAH! GOT YOU, YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS!

Oh, ok. Thanks.

Have you ever once TRIED to step away from being an internet contrarian douche?

Lunar landing deniers are worse for the gene pool than people with Down’s syndrome.