They invented a brand new shovel that will swallow humankind. Poor things.

Thinly sliced roadside sun dried leg of pitbull?

Speedy trial

Pressured to not throw away their vote maybe.

I’ve been there since Clinton ruined Arsenio. Y’all have some reality checking to do.

Lies! No one can afford anything ever!

Are millennials familiar with VHS?

Nice

I’m pretty sure that dude has nothing below the eyebrows

Algeria?

Same as always, I guess.

Nerd of Mouth

Is there a way these funds can be redirected immediately for something useful?

Bummer. If only they were aware of everything

Umm. To secure funding?

Probably your place since you’ve been working so hard to prepare.

Delicious

Supremenem.

Then five minutes later, “The sandwich is no longer on the table. You may smell the wrapper.”

Reddit be cray

Lol. Bold ass mf