Take my routine morning shit. But instead of my phone I’m reading the label on the back of any bottle I can reach from the throne.

That’s where I’m from!

Context makes it look like you’re trying to name someone that isn’t “rich or white.”

You don’t have to be rich

Proceeds to name multi-millionaire.

Those white and rich who do US crimes get airtime

Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.

If you pay someone for a pirated stream of a game you’re still paying for it. Doesn’t matter if it’s tracked or not.

If you give the cable guy money for the premium channels then you are still paying for it.

How’d I let myself get bamboozled like this?

Def shitpost. No sensible gay would shop at Target.

This isn’t a one or the other situation weirdo