Avon.

I’m just multiclassed beyond usefulness.

Is my new go-to excuse.

Maybe you got lucky then, because when I was a kid, rote memorization was the only way teachers would accept the answer. If you changed the problem to 10 + 6 or the one op posted, the teacher would tell you that you did it wrong. This is why I just decided to do this regrouping in my head and just write what the teacher wanted because I would get the right answer anyway and not get told it was wrong.

Ever think that maybe this person was schooled befor 2011 when common core math was implemented?

More likely this is a person who was at school pre-2011 when common core was implemented.

You are probably young then. Probably schooled post 2011 when common core started being implemented.

“All Summer Long” played constantly when I worked at the mall in college and I fucking wish that song would disappear from existence forever.

Didn’t he do it all for the nookie or something?

And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…

I use Workflowy. Partner and I replaced G Keep with it. It can do A and maybe C.

It looks nepotism put a failson in charge of this graph.

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They don’t even try to apologize or show remorse.

Uh… the bourgeoisie (billionaires and those close to them in wealth)?

Mine still has Gundam models, and Pokemon ones too.

If you’re only using a finger, you’re doing it wrong.

Some may think this is woo woo or superstition, but I lost count of how many times I’ve been like, “why are all the kids acting crazy (even the ones who are normally sane)?” and it turns out it’s a super moon or just a regular full moon.

I think it’s because kids still have that animal brain that sometimes overrides their logical brain.

Elementary teachers hate full moons.

Yeah, I don’t think anyone with diseases expected they should get special treatment when it comes to promotions. They pretty much just want to have the same chance as others without diseases.

I want non-traditional families, no gender roles, and all the vanilla straight stuff to all exist side by side in harmony.

What do you mean by vanilla straight stuff?