He got any burritos in that truck?

Also have to have physical access to the machine so your LAMP stack should be fine

I use Newsboat from command line. Great distraction free way to get your news. Easy to open up a browser if I wanna see a video or picture too with it

I always thought of it as a Hord game

There is a putty Telnet client and also a role in Windows system you can add for a Telnet client baked into the cli