You’re outside the water now. You have get inside the water then try to find the difference.

I believe it was Kendrick who once side,

“And her body got that ass that a ruler couldn’t measure. And it make me cum fast but I never get embarrassed.”

I need more friends like you.

Ouch.

More like a candle to drink.

Yeah, but time marches on and everything. Young people won’t know him. Someone said they didn’t know who a guy in a picture was the other week. It was Tony Bourdain and I felt old.

I actually went on an ICP rabbit hole earlier this year and played all the videos I didn’t know existed. I just listened to their albums in my youth. Luckily my wife used to listen to them as well and we made it a drunken night of it.

ICP

I see why. I think that sentence just broke my brain a little.

Roll up that girl blunt. https://youtu.be/xI8w-h-HCAg?si=WUTyPK012ZgHuRL_

Can’t digest food. The only reason those trillions of living organisms in your gut microbiome are doing it is you’re keeping them enslaved by being their sole food source. Way to practice monopolistic practices on a entirely isolated living ecosystem!

Idk…how much vomit?

My brain felt weird when I read this.

We laugh so we don’t end up screaming. 😂 😆 😱

Someone high up in the chain of command you are trying to join that knows a professional public perception is important when we shot people into space? That type of thing gets taken very seriously by people in the PR world.

It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.

Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”

Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.

Everytime I see those ‘I did that’ stickers, I want to add a ‘that’s not how that works’ sticker.

Honestly after I found out about the history of my country, I was surprised we aren’t more friendly with France and more anti-british. France supported us during the revolution and gifted us the 🗽.

That just reminds me about 10th grade geometry.