I’ll take “Things that won’t happen” for 100, Alex.

🎵Always remember to eat your five. 🎵

Check out HMD phones. They have the SD slot and the 3.5mm jack as well. They also have partnered with iFixit so that you can replace parts as well.

https://www.hmd.com/

Try hanging them and watch the wrinkles fall away. Other ways you could always get some of those sport tops that breath. Should help with the heat.

Said ye who has not experienced Extreme Ironing.

So dd-mm-yyyy?

As much as I agree with you, I have to disagree as well. In the short term they would have to pay their staff to mod those pages. But for how long will it take for them to find another sucker of a mod to do it for free?

Yes it would cost them money but it would not be for long.