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I work in public transportation. There’s a certain segment, I’d say a solid 40-50% of people, are effectively illiterate. Maybe they can read, but I have yet to see any evidence of it.

I used to be that night shift worker. I was so grateful for that one bar in town that opened in the morning. Nothing like ending the work week with a bloody Mary at sunrise!

That’s a lot of kielbasa!

It’s a good conductor, doesn’t corrode easily.

Don’t be a tim apologist. Tis’nt a good look…

I wonder how hard it would be to rig up a teeny drone with a bit of thermite?

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Lol where I am, crackheads would bust into that front part and have a little crackhead dacha in no time.

Straight to hell,

I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

It’s like when you make friends with a squirrel, but only if there’s no dogs around.

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Dresden files

Ya, skip salvia. I’ve never had a harder trip I enjoyed less

Stick it in the front yard with a sign that says

Free soiled mattress!

Whomever takes it is now your bff

It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

Have a system that doesn’t pressure and schedule dr’s for maximum profit. Have a system of education that doesn’t cap the number of dr’s graduated per year. Tis the squeeze of capitalism.

I’ve worked in more than a couple factories and fabrication shops. Everything was on XP.

Life’s still a dumpster fire, but my bathroom sparkles!!