Sand has a lot of minerals in it. Probably the healthiest veggie of them all!

Except that

Ooh mapley! I’m into it

Those passes are an affront to the gods. Man was never meant to traverse them in a pleather seat with climate control.

Also look into making your own. It’s super easy and so much better, you can tweak the tartness/sweetness ratio to your liking.

Instructions Combine sugars, water, and orange juice in a medium-sized saucepan over medium heat. Stir occasionally until sugars are dissolved, and bring to a boil.

⅔ cup (133 g) sugar ,⅓ cup (67 g) light brown sugar, tightly packed, ⅓ cup (78 ml) water, ⅔ cup (157 ml) orange juice Add cranberries and return to a boil. 12 oz (340 g) cranberries

Reduce heat to a simmer and continue to cook cranberries, stirring occasionally, 10-15 minutes or until all or most berries have burst (careful, there is some splatter) and the mixture is slightly reduced. The longer you cook your cranberries the thicker your mixture will be, but it will also thicken up after standing. Transfer mixture to a bowl and allow it to cool for at least 20 minutes at room temperature. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

German?

I didn’t, but do now you morbid fuck! Lol seriously though not a great design.

Oh you’re a dick. Now that’s gonna live in my head all day. HEEEYYY macearena!

I used to drive truck, and I was surprised to learn Indiana was the fucking worst! You’d assume it was some relatively unremarkable Midwestern state. But nooooo. It has all the racism, laziness, and cruelty of the south at it’s worst, with none of the charm. I’ve never been to a place with lazier, mean spirited people before or since. Fuck Indiana.

Swamp Germans

That’s when you go in the other room and playact confronting a hellish apparition.

“Foul beast leave this abode! By might and right I banish thee!” Then go back and get all the snuggles.

My Lord! I was ready to roll my head eyes at a hater, but I think reading that actually did give me a headache. Like it literally hurt to read.

Is that a bowl full of cocaine?

Depends? Did you say “no homo” first?

Ream of rods. Slew of salami. Torrent of tools.

Are you ready?!?!?

I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

Vote it into office. I mean a even a giant eldritch horror from beyond has probably diddled less children than our current leadership. Probably more eloquent too.

Speculation you say? I’ll take three!