Straight to hell,

I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

It’s like when you make friends with a squirrel, but only if there’s no dogs around.

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Ya, skip salvia. I’ve never had a harder trip I enjoyed less

Stick it in the front yard with a sign that says

Free soiled mattress!

Whomever takes it is now your bff

It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

Have a system that doesn’t pressure and schedule dr’s for maximum profit. Have a system of education that doesn’t cap the number of dr’s graduated per year. Tis the squeeze of capitalism.

I’ve worked in more than a couple factories and fabrication shops. Everything was on XP.

Life’s still a dumpster fire, but my bathroom sparkles!!

I start by cleaning. Which can be a hard thing to start. I just break it down to as many small tasks as I can. Once I have an ordered, clean space, it’s easier to do whatever I need to do

Mine has a seed library. Perhaps they have poppies?

I used to be a home shitter. Then I took a job doing over the road trucking. Now I don’t care. As long as it looks like I won’t catch anything putting cheeks to seat I’ll go for it.

Hell, sometimes I’ll stop and pinch one off on my way home just so I won’t stink out my own bathroom. Giant gaps in the stall where people can look? Fine, enjoy the show. I would and have made eye contact.

Free your poops!

Lol that teacher was pretty much par for the course as far as rural 90’s education goes.

Pal world was kinda like that. Might be worth checking out. I had fun with it

When I was in the third grade, I had a teacher tell me it was okay we pushed the natives off the land because we made more efficient use of it, and could therefore carry a greater population.

In the previous grade the teacher passed around a worksheet, and we had to choose which jobs were most suited to what gender.

Oh what a glorious whitebread bublefuck town I grew up in!

I once made a bong out of a cantaloupe and two carrots.

Ya, that doesn’t look like a conference room where anyone would entertain “high net worth clients”. Cramped, metal window frames, crappy furniture, cheap ceiling tiles. This looks like a room where someone would watch sexual harassment and forklift safety videos before they start working in a warehouse.