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Something must’ve gotten lost in translation.

like, I get that it smells bad and makes your hand feel like dry rubber, but just keep some scent sanitiser or lotion in the car to use after washing your hands with it. OP even suggesting skipping washing their hands means they probably already do.

ikr? sign me the fuck up

that’s the main gimmick of these, though it comes at the cost of no rumble, because of the figures

this one only looks particularly messy because the Lost Colony ARK background isn’t very readable, it’s a mess of colours until you realise what you’re looking at.

the controllers irl are super reflective so the buttons and joysticks appear isolated from the internals and not as clustered as they seem in this render.

Owned by millennials, marketed to zoomers, primarily consumed by gen alpha.

Zoomer Gatorade.

only at the bottom

if this meme is from 2022 he could’ve bargain-binned all of them for like a dollar each, but apparently he couldn’t afford FIFA '20…

ah, I see, a meme buried within a meme.

Ice pun you got there.

Polar bears.

https://youtu.be/dmFgAMTEg0E

say whaaat

Propose right then and there.

That and Wind Waker HD are the two heavy hitters that are still locked to the platform, there’s a handful of others like Twilight Princess HD, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, Yoshi’s Wooly World, Star Fox Zero, though porting some of those might not be possible without completely altering the gameplay.

It would’ve been nice if they kept Splatoon 1 alive somehow, but there’s zero chance of that when they already have two sequel games on switch.

now if it was Mildread…

It’s important for children with celiacs or allergies as even a tiny amount of exposure can have catastrophic effects. They don’t need to consume it, even touching it can affect them.

Do I think it’s silly to have it in rainbow letters right smack at the top of the package? Absolutely, but it’s nothing to be annoyed about.

just put some ham in it.

He seems to be doing pretty well in the third movie.