Transphobes? Did she literally have dick and balls?

There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease

I need Bad, BAD medicine

Except they’re wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it’s inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.

They’ve got it ALL wrong.

You just woke up. Why are you going back to sleep? You have to get up eventually. So what are you going to do then? That’s the question.

Yeah North Dakota was nuts. Once it finally hit 40° F in May, people started wearing t-shirts.

No need for cynicism here. This meme accurately describes how it feels to be on ADHD medication. It is revolutionary and life-changing. Some people need it. Some people don’t.

Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

Unidentifiable mass of play-doh riding a skateboard?

Why would they stay after they’ve eaten all of the thing?

No problem then. The ants will clean it up 😄

And painful 🍆🔪

Damn she is too picky

Maybe you should’ve waited a week or two to serve those to her again, maybe twice in one day was too much for her pickiness

Okay but the question was: did you purchase it?

Downvoting because you’re one of them and you chose to earn a living doing something that you & everyone else despises.

Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

Those cake pops are terrified of that cookie

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I’m fired.

I like the part that points out dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

I find it further humorous that their word for fan was basically ventilator so it was translated as “Lana Del Rey standing in front of a ventilator”

Do you suppose their sexual interaction attempts are equally low-energy and anticlimactic?