I’ve had so many handles banned from reddit that I lost count after 30 or so.

fuck 'em.

Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???

Or fart. There goes the roof.

There is no doubt there are redcoats still sitting on warehouses full of this stuff, who couldn’t get rid of it “way back then”. These snake oil salesmen and purveyors of lucky charms expected to make millions from selling shit that doesn’t work. Not for viral control anyway.

And so by voice of king god donnie (kgd), it’s time to bring it back and MANDATE it (quick before it’s all out of date).

I wonder how many square feet of the “Big I” Mr. Wormbrain has left to get rid of. Or does he use it to actually deworm?

The last “war on drugs” was a ruse to cover take over and stealing of Venezuela’s oil. AND clearing the road for a Colombian blizzard monopoly. Remember - it’s a mobster running the U.S. now. If you want to make sense of what he’s doing - keep in mind that he’s a mobster. A bad guy. One of the guys the FBI used to put in jail. But now that mobsters are running the law it’s safe to say that ain’t going to happen.

So… what next.?.? Kingship endowed in his golden palace? Shabby Sheikh with his name plastered across it?

Oh. You’re one of the “time speeding up and slowing down” guys. Oh my. Yeah, that’s a real problem. What’s your take on wormholes?

It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.

What about those things? Are those okay?

That’s called “mislabeling”… or ‘bait and switch’.

older. The core is older. It was there first.

yikes!!

Laid off… no money… no means… what the fuck do they expect? Going to Disneyland?

so… gotta credit card - age verified? Business used to want money. This personal get to know me shit is stale and smells.

Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

“…operating system providers…”, what the fuck does that mean.?

Aunties have the powers of life and death. This is true.

YEAH !!! … wait…?

that usually costs money. and is probably illegal in a dozen or so states. but yeah.

Step it up ladies. You’re slacking.

Ah! The vegetarian plate!

Then vegetables and plant forms washed in contaminated water because that’s all there is. “The Sheep Look Up”. Surprising how accurate that guy was.