Do I have to hold my pee while I’m pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?

Thank you for your snackrifice.

“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”

Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating ‘follow up’ as ‘f/up.’

“Yeah we should be okay, I’ll f/up on that later today.”

“Hey are you able to f/up on this?”

“Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue.”

Earl Gray.

Charred.

Not my type of game but I think Hello Games has managed to redeem themselves somewhat. The amount of updates they churned out to meet NMS’s promises and go above and beyond them is nuts.

Hopefully they learned their lesson from their first fuck up and won’t torpedo whatever goodwill they’ve managed to win back.

The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody’s gonna think you’re shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.

If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.

Elon tweets like a 14 year old trying to go hard on MySpace

Instructions unclear, banned from the aquarium

Disc drive boots up

System takes flight and blasts through the ceiling.

Didn’t similar shit get Microsoft hit with antitrust lawsuits?

Step 1: Coding in Assembly

The eventual key gouge down the side is gonna look great though.

“I had a minor misunderstanding with my friend, how can I fix it?!”

‘… talk to them about it?’

“oh, right.”

Roll credits

I use YouTube more than any streaming service and it was nice to get those perks. I am just waiting for the perks to be revoked and sold back to me one chunk at a time.

People own the woods.

Pony up, rents due.

Boner pills don’t usually result in suicide

Just say no to Tenga Eggs.

I’ve added a number of games to my wishlist I probably would have blown past thanks to a great demo.

The flip side is, sometimes the demo shows a promising game that doesn’t quite deliver on the original premise or introduces new, chunky systems for no reason and it’s all the more frustrating because the demo got my hopes up.

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