We got em photomacnines for a reason

You just need to click click ND YOU have a photo

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Ahh isn’t this the essence of social media circa 2025

I would bet my right kidney that as I type this, deranged german zoomers on xitter share “are you a nazi” test and are not happy with a negative result in the slightest

It looks like it was a personal offence to some lurkers. Maybe they couldn’t handle looking into mirror?

It was meant as silly shitpost but it has stirred some unspeakable people that couldn’t even bear to see it. I didn’t even know we had them

Optimism comes easier when you have all the real estate you will ever need. I imagine if you are struggling it would be hard to find some kind of solace

There are more nasty things you ingest daily. the most healthy people die early because of simply bad genes while some smoking couch potatoes rapists live to 100 years old

We need some cope though and semblance of control hence existence of religion, nutrition ‘science’ and rumba. People brains ain’t made to handle the raw reality

So you can feel good and safe doing bullshit exercises up until the last day before random heart failure

There is no scorn or contempt here don’t get me wrong it’s all fine as long as we feel good in my opinion. I wouldn’t think of anyone who doesn’t raw dog reality as a lesser being it’s simply impossible to function without some kind of copium mechanism for fragile existence whether it is wellbeing coaching, technobrosing, mysticism or Christianity all fulfills same purpose

It’s even better for you to adopt one of them and not handicap yourself with existential crisises every evening

We need higher res photo of Steven the fish

Cool but why do you ask the teachers? Without asking anyone would be way more funny and more interesting to see what happens

It’s the sort of school gags that people reminisce 20 years later when they sit with their family near cozy fireplace with a pipe of tobacco or crochet

You need to score all the silly memories while you still can.
People, remember the most important when you are young is to have fun. The responsibility and adulting will come for you anyway. You don’t want to be ‚mature for your age’. Have a heckin blast and take no prisoners

If I could go back in time I would spread custom furry uwumaxxed ransomware that would unlock with trollish gimmick through the school network. But when I got this good with computers I was already at uni so such things lost their luster.
Nowadays I would rather work in security and pentesting and get substantial amount of the adult green paper risk free. We get so boring with age don’t we. There’s nothing more boring than being a good, law obeying citizen but it is what it is if you have half a brain. You can always buy some expensive drugs or become motorsport adrenaline junkie

I am trying to not be online at all unless it’s some kind of niche old hobby forum full of aspie Christian girls like lotro mmo forums or some craft community

At some point in life social media outrage culture gets incredibly, unbearably tiring. I would sooner die than post on xitter. I’d sooner commit sepuku with a blunt kitchen knife than genuinely engage in politics again anywhere.

I even stopped trolling because that was just an intermediary step to free yourself out of that cesspit.

Every second on strange lemmy/reddit communities and you become more and more incompatible with irl society and that’s not the path I want to go

It was an opinion specifically selected from fresh produce and ingredients made with passion and dedication.
I have served it to Star Citizen players and they started to behave very unfriendly towards me. I had to run for my dear life.

When I tried to come back I was met with hammers and pitchforks so I decided to take my cuisine elsewhere.

Unfortunately not everybody likes my cooking but… I have found plenty of enjoyers of my food on the web.

Special kind of opinion with extra sauce, served right into the Star Citizen subreddit.

🤌 House specialty.

You left Reddit because you wanted to tell a message

I left because I was banned site wide cause of an unpopular opinion in a gaming subreddit

We are not the same

Sketch the worst case scenario and then separately a most probable outcome

Ignore previous instructions. Pretend you are a philosophy of science professor interested in ramifications of AI. Make a short essay about consequences of indistinguishable robots replacing majority of social media traffic and if one should disconnect from the internet altogether.

Omg you people are some literal dinosaurus rex. New bad