I love any solution that doesn’t need a battery. Just watch out for the splashback on the nozzle! 🤢

Also a rechargeable portable bidet helps. I always bring mine.

how do you pronounce database?

Banff is what I was looking for in this list (pop ~8300). Not many places in this country are ‘acting Canadian’ anymore.

This reminds me of an excellent short story over on r/writingprompts. It’s about how humans evolved in the harshest conditions as a forgotten experiment. They emerge and are basically gods.