You have a very wild fantasy of what a non-programmer is.

Are you in a caste that allows Internet usage?

Elbonia

Are chopping wood and starting a fire common activities in the metropolitan area where you live?

I do actually, you can’t post as guest.

You don’t need a security focused distro to hide the hentai from your mom, nor to shield your 0.0047 XMR from hackers.

https://actualbudget.com/

https://www.firefly-iii.org/

Slap that first fucker that ventured on land from the ocean. Let humanity be mermaids.

Switch to Windows.

You can say “nice dick” you know, it counts.