They no longer have to poop.

Now we’re talking

Sadly no

Have you tried sucking a 25 year old to test it? You never know unless you try.

“We’re raising our hourly rates”

My highschool used Ubuntu exclusively back in 2010

What did Emma do?

My cats

My work was transferring me to Tajikistan to expand our operations. Tajikistan is a landlocked country and my work sells fishing equipment… Also, they had incredibly advanced technology like holographic billboards and flying cars.

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells

I second this.

I read this all in Kwite’s voice