It’s owned by Rupert “The Fascist” Murdoch for Fuck’s sake.

The Wall Street Journal is a rag outfit only suitable for lining bird cages. Their integrity disappeared in the 1990’s.

How is this any different than fraudster Trevor Milton of Nikola showing footage of Nikola vehicles using gravity to go downhill, but pretending that they were a functioning concept and running on their own power?

What are they doing to Old black man?

He’s just trying to nap

Cheers 🍻

*Deuces

(No ill will 🤚🥹)

Ken Griffin’s boys

He looks like a perfectly roasted turkey 🦃 🍗 …

Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.

Impressive

🤝

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The Lord works in mysterious ways

Touché

Trump is just too fascist— even for Dick Cheney…

Darwin Awards

An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though

Kevin O’Leary is a cunt. Yeah, I said it.

(It was his wife)

Taylor Wins

FATALITY

I feel like there’s a bearded triangle joke here somewhere but I can’t put my finger in on it.