And end with:

“Thank you, I will do what you tell me”.

I’m not sure if you’re pulling my leg, but sure, I get that. But what is a single/double/triple stripe month?

Now I am really curious…

What do the number of black stripes under the months designate?

Well, to be honest, apart of the aliens thing, everything you said is true.

So how is your housemate wrong?

And aliens? That’s an American thing. Only Americans are abducted and only America gets attacked by aliens in the movies. (And South-Africa)

Why say “unalive” here on lemmy?

You’re playing a dangerous game with those kind of words makker

I think you refer to the movie “Chef” where the kid tried to serve a burned Cubano (Cuban sandwich)?

Same in Dutch: azijnzeiker (azijn = vinegar, zeiker = pisser). So that one does translate well (but not to English :))

Well, I already voted and commented more here then I ever did on Reddit, so that should work out :)