Dark chocolate sold separately, my friend.
Chrysanthemum
The last person that asked me to explain the Fediverse got a long rant about America and Stephen Strange being chased by a demon. So, let’s talk about you instead. How are you doing?
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Cake day: August 16th, 2025
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To whom it may concern:
Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.
Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut butter & chocolate lovers.
For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).
Sincerely,
The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement
and
The Reese’s Foundation
yeah! OP should definitely crosspost it there!
i’ll be over in a few minutes with whino
chicken scarpariello? it sure looks like it. yum!
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Didn’t want to say anything and jinx it but Blorp has been working perfectly for me. I’ve recommended it to my friends who complain about their app/client constantly refreshing.