I’m a delivery driver. I’ve done this. Cats too.

Why go big when I can go home.

Cult of Dusty

Jake did not consent. Take her to jail.

Full of awe

That’s how they sell coca cola in Mexico

Nice try

Turn down the render distance. EZ

That’s why I use Newpipe and Revanced

You mean the right movie

Arrested development and assassin’s Creed Odyssey

Let me call my buddy he’s an expert on IEDs

This is what I tell people I’m with when they ask if I’m going to tip.

They think big companies are their friends and they don’t want to hurt their feelings.

She can also bend it out of him 😫

Authentic cuisine