I only learned this a few weeks ago at 40 years old, now my hair is blue, both my ears are pierced and I’m a lot happier. I told my 19 year old daughter that “what will people think?” has been my mantra, now it’s “fuck 'em”

Evolution

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

Ha, the nearest house to mine is a quarter mile away, good luck Samsung.

That took a minute

I wonder what it would come up with if you fed in old text based DOS games.

You said audiophile and then said $100-$200, those don’t match. That said both my autistic son and I use Sony WH-1000xm4, they run $250 new but you can get them on ebay for under $200 and they are pretty great. When I’m able to sit still I have a set of open back planar ribbon cans run through a USB DAC or a desktop amp but when I’m on the move I use the Sonys. The noise canceling is good enough that I can use them on my lawnmower or tractor comfortably.

No 3 strikes law?

Navy beans and ham.

Reading this while eating frozen burritos…

I hope I have a heart attack in my late 40s or early 50s so I don’t have to experience much of the future.

Yep, I could walk into a McDonald’s here and earn at least the same depending on the position. I knew that going into it though.

For a lawyer it doesn’t matter where you are in the US that is very low. I used to make more than that doing tech support in a high cost of living area.

EMT; I’ve heard that I’m about to get a raise to $17/hr but I think it may just be a carrot to keep me there (currently make $16).

I’m 40, my siblings are 19 and 23 and 41. They all appreciate hanging out.

I had a cookout at my house, had maybe 15 people over, lots of drinking, lots of swimming. I just got a new grill for the party and it was nice to cook on. Today I’m working 12 hours which is annoying but that’s life.

Their god tells them that they want to be queer.

I suppose I better start dating men, who am I to question god?

There have to be exceptions to that rule, has anyone spoken to god lately to ask for clarification?

I’m 40 and I hate events after 8pm, I can’t imagine doing that shit at 80+

Exactly, he’s in his 80s, he’ll be long dead before they decide which acts of his were official if he just starts fucking shit up now.