3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

What, like racist shotguns and bawdy pistols?

What? The guy who brought the coffee? He’s just some guy, total coincidence, never met the guy

• trump, tomorrow, probably

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

Quiznos made a huge mistake

It’s just that much closer to the Woo-Hoakes lobe of the brain, which is responsible for controlling the placebo effect in most mammals

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