The answer is to plant native plant species. Your local wildlife will Thankyou as they unwillingly prepare to migrate due to climate change.

Jack off with a condom. Problem solved. That or make a designated jack off Suit that keeps all your fluids on one spot. A full body condom if you will. I know some here are born with one, but it wouldn’t hurt to have an extra layer.

It’ll be like that nut you have only once in a blue moon. The one where your body yeets all the feel goods and nearly pass out.

And that’s just when billionaires are arrested.