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Pendejo Time.

Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.

The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.

My favourite bit:

https://youtu.be/LZVAzirE60Y

Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.

I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.

My seed has become so powerful, I’m banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.

I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won’t accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.

Do not underestimate the power of crystals.

Just saying, I’ve never had a virus with Temple OS.

Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.

What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

Konosuba is the only decent isekai show, and it would be an even better show if they dropped the in-world video game mechanics.

• I never wash my rice

• i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet

• i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking

“Has the economy gone woke?”

But he was sooo cool

Slayers, the anime. I thought emulating Zelgadis and acting all quiet and mysterious would make me look cool and get me a lot of friends.

It didn’t ;_;

I’m currently reading it. I can see why so many people just leave it in the bookshelf.

It’s not a bad book, but God damn does it feel like running a marathon.

Hornynym: :3

Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.

You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.

You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.

drinking anything other than vodka

How can you call yourself a true communist?

How do you get into norse paganism?

I call myself an atheist simply because I don’t believe that any current religious institution has the correct answer.

I’ve had mystical experiences and my own reasoning tells me that there is far more to the world than we are able to experience or even imagine.

But none of it corresponds to any religions I know of. The closest is maybe Buddhism, but I don’t think it’s the right choice for me.

And I’m not even sure if there are any Buddhist organisations out here in the norwegian countryside.

Guess I’ll just have to go through my existential crisis on my own.

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I read tarot cards and I’m considering doing it professionally so I can rip off the gullible petty bourgeoisie.

Yes, Sarah. All the planets in our solar system has aligned just to give you a promotion. Now give me 20 bucks.