i love wine

pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

he’ll be that annoying flying thing that i forgot the name of

pineappo 😊

its because they call it chocolate sandwich biscuits. like what even is that?

mini fridge for beer

in wisconsin you arent legally considered an adult until you get a dui

last time i took shrooms my ex got mad at me for not caring enough that her food was taking too long to get delievered to her at work. she was mad at me the whole time i was tripping and wouldnt tell me why until i came down