Me, yesterday:

I guess I’m going to self host. Better that than having to create yet another account on yet another instance just because it got defederated

Rich men North of Richmond

Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I’m going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I’ve set up for the trees

I hate cities because of the amount of idiots driving there. If it were harder to get a driver’s license then I wouldn’t mind at all

A rubber room with rats

What a Rollercoaster…

So that’s how he lost his ear 😅😄