watch him as he goes…

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, “can i go gaily forward, instead?”

he is a great human :p

or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

<.<

dont buy AMD laptops. their laptop CPU naming scheme was changed to ensure you get the worst processor possible. not worth.

i became friends with someone who worked there. even after they quit, i still have the same plan.

unlimited everything, 3 lines, free netflix, free HBO max, $90

employees get like 5 of those plans to give out to friends and family. its worth

OG modem handshake noise

as a milennial who was very much alive and in school in 1995 (~5th grade for me), you may need to reimagine what a boomer is. my parents are boomers, lol.

improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.

my parents are too religious for me to have children. i will not bring a child into this world while religion is forced on anyone. i will not be having children (married; 40 years old)

i only need 1: Raining Tacos by Perry Gripp.

not only can you work on malware, but you can do it from the office instead of at home!

yeah, no thanks.

wonderful! i want more competition in this space :D

with intel still getting their footing in this market, a 4th representative would be very welcome.

i hope ARM realizes it will be a tough road and the first few generations may not make much money (or lose money).

<3

apple may make software that doesnt require more than 8GB of memory, but a lot of developers that arent apple dont take that into consideration.

“memory is infinite” is a modern day slogan when building simple cross-platform apps because there is so much to use on normal computers.

there is even a joke for electron apps in this regard: how much memory does an electron app need to run? more.

“we are now allowing phones to be repaired as long as we still get paid for the privilege of your phone breaking”