“You misunderstand officer, I’m Matt Gaetz”

“Carry on there.”

They spent it on groceries then voted for an orange dipshit .

I mean I’m not crazy about inheritance anyway for some reason it gives me the jeebies.

Me: curiously googling if you can 3d printed drones and mini tanks

Reality: jersey drones and world unrest

Ah I’m on a few already I’m sure

I guess it’s just about the prominence of owning crap but even if I was stupid rich I feel like I could just pay an obscene amount to rent a yacht?

Gotta hit 100 persint!

It’s all relative yeah?

Charity navigator is generally a good source.

If they rate highly there I’ll just search up the organization’s controversies and make sure nothing is currently going wrong.

At the end of the day there’s no guarantee regardless so just donate and feel good about it knowing you did your research.

Societies are NEVER known for violently overthrowing elite classes or anything

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Besides people speaking bad English to you are braver and more engaging than the average person in general. Id speak bad English with just about anyone before talking to most of my family lol.

Why would he it’s a mattress, er mistress.

For me it’s just quick and accurate. Every tool for a job. I can make a cup quickly, to the temp I need (green/black teas, coffees etc.)

No guessing of temps or times. No need to ramp up the stove and burn all that energy.

My parents told me, “be careful the heating elements catch fire, there’s little to no safety mechanism, you can’t leave them alone!”

It’s a kettle…

People either don’t know they exist or have some weird thing with them. Gives me the same vibes as cultures that don’t sleep with the fans on lol.

Don’t vacation in red states.

Further this is the product of our lone star (out of five) educational system I’m sure…

Edit /s may be necessary to modify the toxic cynicism I have towards this state.

Listen I’ve been on the Internet so long my fake pixel detecting detection system is finely honed.

…No no fake pixels here.

I’m with you. Short of that one day dead noon Hawaii or the middle of a forest I feel like there are clues to approximate North and South even when I’m discombobulated.

Sending my bank information with smoke signals from burning tires would be more eco…

Y’all worrying about a dollar while I’m over here waiting for chase to cash my 10mil check

Oh is that what they’re using?

Score two for the flash era.

I’m kind of proud of kids using new tech to meme.

Flash era was still pretty tits tho.