When I was an undergraduate, a friend of mine wrote a book review of the bible for the student newspaper.

The opening sentence was: “Not since Naked Lunch has such a boring book been saved by the constant barrage of sadomasochistic homosexual pornography.”

Yep. Bible. Pretentious, boring and way too much first - person stuff.

Best-selling work of fiction amirite

I wonder how many just check out when they get to the list of begats