• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    1 年前

    I hope they have some kind of telemetry system.

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    interpretive grunting / prayer (In some regions known as seis de mayo) - I’m afraid this requires judges at the ready, so may not be practical.

    what other empirical measurements could offer meaningful opportunities for competition?

    We’re gonna make the shitlympics out of this