This just happened and I’m not certain if this was a fair dismissal of a YouTube ad manifesting itself as ethanol or if my neurospicy just fired a nuke at Israel…

Liqueur girls slinging free jager shots at the bar: “want a shot?”

Me: ….no. I’m here to escape the capitalism. Go away.

Bartender: -glares- wut?

Liqueur girls: are you serious?

Me: I know what this is. You are working girls, just not the kind akron appreciates. I enjoy the product, but not the promotion. Please go away.

Bartender: -wide eyed-

Lady bystander: -dies laughing-

Liqueur whores: -furious, stomp off-

DO NOT ADVERTISE TO THE DRUNKEN NEURODIVERGENT

  • David_Eight@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    She’s literally a human popup ad that forced her way into your life, so I agree with the sentiment. I used to be the same way but mellowed out cause I realized I just think differently and its not always worth the effort.