This just happened and I’m not certain if this was a fair dismissal of a YouTube ad manifesting itself as ethanol or if my neurospicy just fired a nuke at Israel…

Liqueur girls slinging free jager shots at the bar: “want a shot?”

Me: ….no. I’m here to escape the capitalism. Go away.

Bartender: -glares- wut?

Liqueur girls: are you serious?

Me: I know what this is. You are working girls, just not the kind akron appreciates. I enjoy the product, but not the promotion. Please go away.

Bartender: -wide eyed-

Lady bystander: -dies laughing-

Liqueur whores: -furious, stomp off-

DO NOT ADVERTISE TO THE DRUNKEN NEURODIVERGENT

  • David_Eight@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Its more like if you walk into a Barbour Shop and there’s someone handing out free hair gel as an ad?

    • Oka@sopuli.xyz
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      2 days ago

      It would be closer to being offered to spike your hair for free.