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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 23 hours ago

Can you teach me how to swear?

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Can you teach me how to swear?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 23 hours ago
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  • historicaldocuments@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoAQmpch-xw

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    Tell me why

  • sudoer777@lemmy.ml
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    5 hours ago

    No I’m not allowed to say cuss words

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    Fuck no

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    Start by raising your right hand.

  • banause@feddit.org
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    Du dumme Sau!

  • ratrace@lemmy.zip
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    Polite society is not so civil but covered in the stank ass of its own vanity and false unholy image of dumb fuckery. So fuck em straight to gawd damn hell and give no fucks unless you are participating in the act of Infiltration. They are all a bunch of shit head phony baloney basturds. I put a spell on you and now you are mine… cursssssssss 🐍

  • blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works
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    Yes, just say “frick”, “butt” and “darn” a lot.

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      What the frick did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed unalives.

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    When people say the “f word” they mean to “focus on the Holy Spirit.”

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      FOTHS? naw dawg your co-opt has failed and you just look like a sun whorshiping dork… stick to frick, dang and shoot

      • unmagical@lemmy.ml
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        Genuinely can’t tell if you were taking my comment in Shitty Ask Lemmy seriously or just responding in kind to the caricature I had fabricated based upon my past interactions with evangelicals.

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    How to swear? Yes.
    When to swear? Ah, grassfucker; that you must learn on your own.

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      got to get them feet wet hahah

  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    Fuck no

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    You cup your testicles and make an oath upon them. Testify!

    • ratrace@lemmy.zip
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      hell yeah 🥜😤

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Here’s an instructional video that should help.

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