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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day ago

I wanna be a good girl :3

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I wanna be a good girl :3

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day ago
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    What’s the right answer supposed to be? Dissociation?

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    Me but emotionally :3

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    … how … do i say this…

    I think some of ya’ll need to really try to start topping life itself.

    Milk it for every last drop, so to speak.

    EDIT

    Lol ok round 2, because a top’s work is never done:

    Grab life by the balls. Not destructively, not angrily… but firmly. Show life that you mean business.

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      bold of you to assume I can’t milk every last drop as a bottom >:3

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        No offense, but I’ve never met a bottom that could do that.

        May just be bad luck on my part.

        … maybe you can be the exception that breaks my rule?

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          That’s honestly kinda sad. Maybe it’s just 'cuz I have a cum fetish but I love making guys feel like they’re completely spent, like a succubus sucking their soul out of their body.

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      What would you suggest doing if life gave you lemons?

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        Did life give them to me, or did I find them on a tree like a lemon-stealing whore?

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        … demand repayment from life for stealing from my lemon tree.

        Failing that, get engineering to make those lemons combustible, and make life rue the day it thought it could just hand me lemons, like everything would just be normal afterward.

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          I’m going to burn your house down, with the lemons!

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            … you should see what I can do with a potato.

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    Whatever earns me good girls and head pats 🫦

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    So… I’m not good? 🥺

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      naughty naughty ;3

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        :3

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    Please take care of yourselves 🙏 lol

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    My mind is telling that you shouldn’t but I know deep inside I would do the same 👉👈.

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    I am evil 😈

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