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minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up20·21 hours agoWhat would you suggest doing if life gave you lemons?
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 hours agoDid life give them to me, or did I find them on a tree like a lemon-stealing whore?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-220 hours ago… demand repayment from life for stealing from my lemon tree. Failing that, get engineering to make those lemons combustible, and make life rue the day it thought it could just hand me lemons, like everything would just be normal afterward.
minus-squarecabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 hours agoI’m going to burn your house down, with the lemons!
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours ago… you should see what I can do with a potato.
What would you suggest doing if life gave you lemons?
Did life give them to me, or did I find them on a tree like a lemon-stealing whore?
… demand repayment from life for stealing from my lemon tree.
Failing that, get engineering to make those lemons combustible, and make life rue the day it thought it could just hand me lemons, like everything would just be normal afterward.
I’m going to burn your house down, with the lemons!
… you should see what I can do with a potato.