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The leader of BLM claims to be trained in Marxism, meaning she wants communism. Karl Marx was considered the father of communism. Not gonna happen in America. Karl Marx killed 150 - 200 millions of his own citizens. Not gonna happen here. Disband BLM before they try to kill you!
Pictured: Karl Marx personally killing 800% of Prussia (1875, colorized)
GIF of a mass shooting from a movie
marx never held state power
False. He never held power over states, but he did have the power to state things—for example, the importance of making frogs gay. Checkmate atheists!
Yes, he did all this through private corporations and lobbying, loopholes that we must close!
I think that’s a big part of the joke here.