I once pirated a book because I didn’t want to get it from another room.
I once threw away sink full of dirty dishes rather than hand wash them. They had been there for like two weeks and were really nasty. I think that was at the height of my depression.
Been there as well
And I tried to save a pan, but the fat and dust would never get of it, and I needed to throw it away anyway…
I made an script in Python to batch rename like 10 images in a folder.
What’s the point of automation if not to save seconds by wasting hours?
This immediately came to mind
That’s valid
I got a pair of slippers with brushes on for when you clean the floor, I put it on a remote controlled car so I didn’t have to get off the couch.
That’s not lazy, that’s brilliant
Ordered delivery from across the street because it was raining and I didn’t want to…
I didn’t read a book because it was in the other room.
We rented an apartment for 5 months after listing our house for sale because we didn’t want to have to clean it and leave the house fora few hours every time someone wanted to come do a viewing.
In our defense… we had a 3yr old, a hairy dog, and were preparing to leave the country permanently, which took 10 months of nonstop preparation on top of working full time, so I still think it was worth the money to save us the extra work. But yeah, probably the laziest thing I’ve done.
That’s not lazy, that’s just good planning. The last thing you need before a massive move like that is more stress.
I totally understand this move, we did something similar to avoid having to pack up our cats every time someone wanted to see the house.
I put off procrastinating.
I’ve found alternate means of watching a show because I couldn’t be assed to open my authenticator app more than once.
Pissed out of a window rather than walk ten feet to the bathroom.
In fairness, I had the flu, and was a teenager. Feeling like hammered vulture shit, with a window right there and open anyway? No way was I getting out of bed. The window was just barely above the top of the mattress, so all I had to do was roll over, kinda prop up, and let 'er rip.
Surprisingly, not only did it not go horribly wrong, but the little forethought I had with a fever that high managed to prevent any drips from being a problem. Well, a problem then. Still had to wash the towel later, and that left me without a clean towel for fever sweats, but I had bandanas I could use for that.
Look, I was creeping into dangerous fever levels lol. Not the best set of decisions, but it worried out in the end
In hindsight, you could’ve used a bandana for the drips
Checked my phone to get the current weather. The alternative was walking a meter and opening the curtains. But then I had to get up.
I’m too lazy to keep track of all the lazy shit I do
I have no way to gauge it
I was watching “In Bruges” on TV, and couldn’t understand the version of English they spoke, so I downloaded it with subtitles and watched that.
That’s not too bad. Back in the days when Nintendo Switch came out, I heard that rich people bought digital version of games because they were too lazy to get up from the couch and walk to the docked console to switch cartridges.
