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minus-squaremavu@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 hours agoElon Musks bones. No, wait, you said terrifying, not terrific. never mind.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 hours agoDon’t give him what he says his life goal is (die on Mars). It would be way more terrific if he died in a supercar crash (like the one he had in 2000 with Peter Thiel as passenger in a $1M McLaren F1, the fastest production car back then).
minus-squareBrickEater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 hours agoGod, if only we.could have been so lucky. Imagine how the last 26 years would’ve been with them dead.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoAt least he temporarily lost some money and pride by wrecking his stupid uninsured penis compensator.
minus-squaremavu@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoI now know to which moment in time i go back to adjust the outcome, if the opportunity arises.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 hours agoWhat if whatever killed him and is wearing his skin is just as evil and stupid, but is not a junky.
Elon Musks bones.
No, wait, you said terrifying, not terrific. never mind.
Don’t give him what he says his life goal is (die on Mars). It would be way more terrific if he died in a supercar crash (like the one he had in 2000 with Peter Thiel as passenger in a $1M McLaren F1, the fastest production car back then).
God, if only we.could have been so lucky. Imagine how the last 26 years would’ve been with them dead.
At least he temporarily lost some money and pride by wrecking his stupid uninsured penis compensator.
I now know to which moment in time i go back to adjust the outcome, if the opportunity arises.
What if whatever killed him and is wearing his skin is just as evil and stupid, but is not a junky.