Well… you send a dumbass 18-year old off to war and he can smoke, drink, snort and inject anything on offer as long as he follows orders. And, on top of that, he gets to torture, rape and murder anybody deemed “other” by his government… again, as long as he follows orders.

So war is really a “kill-multiple-birds-with-one-gigantic-stone” kind of solution - I wonder why they don’t push that in their recruitment advertising?

• It is actually good to legally discourage 18 year olds from drinking

• It is actually good to legally discourage 18 year olds from smoking

• Thankfully, we’re throwing all the amenities of armed forces enlistment in the trashcan and going head first into meatgrinder conflicts that will poison people off the military for generations. So the only people crazy or foolish enough to enlist are folks I don’t like anyway.

Also sports gambling!