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People will just talk shit about women for the crime of Scrooge McDuckin’ a bathtub full of Benjamins.
Because it’s unhygienic
fr. no way I’d ever expose my private bits to cash (id wear underwear at least)
Do you take credit cards?
they’re too dense and wouldn’t be fluffy like cash😔
You can always use an ATM 🤷♂️
what is the context behind being naked in a bathtub in this situation
manual money laundring
I would like some of this money, how do obtain?
It’s called a job application
Step 1: have a rich parent
Alternative step 1: steal from a rich person
alternative 1 sends you to jail
but what actually works sucks
alternative 2: steal from a lot of poor person
Hmm… Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.
(this is how theft works now, right?)
Yes, unironically.
