Hmm… Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.
Step 1: have a rich parent
Alternative step 1: steal from a rich person
alternative 1 sends you to jail
but what actually works sucks
alternative 2: steal from a lot of poor person
Hmm… Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.
(this is how theft works now, right?)
Yes, unironically.