cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/8614937
By GlasssShine https://x.com/GlasssShine/status/2059637887805620653
I SAY THAT CAT HAS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REACTION TO THAT QUESTION.
THAT IS DISGUSTING AND I REFUSE TO HEAR OTHERWISE.
ALSO WHAT CAT WEARS BOOTS? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRD GIMMICK. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIMMICKS, CARL.
When bootlicking just doesn’t scratch the itch anymore…
Fuck now I need to start buying my boots extra virgin
*Unvirgins your boots
Other definition for those who don’t know. Like me, who had to look it up: infused or permeated with some substance, quality, element, etc.; saturate
Thanks for the clarification but I still don’t know what any of those mean (๑´•.̫ • `๑)
jizz oil all over it to make it waterproof
Seems like she’s asking if he’d like the boots to be treated with (or soaked in) oils. To preserve them, possibly make them water-tight
Correct. It’san older term for boots impregnable to water.
Those are actually two different etymologies/meanings. Amazingly, the word “impregnable” itself has two meanings, which are kind of the opposite of each other.
See etymology 1 and 2 here: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/impregnable
For “impregnate”, it lists the meaning “to fill pores or spaces with a substance” under the same etymology as knocking someone up (which is etymology 2 above): https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/impregnate
Thanks (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡
Plot twist: she means that definition
…how is the zebra holding them up?
Fine, thanks.
Boots probably have a magnet in the tag.
I’m assume that since she works in the city she probably has horseshoes, which are ferrous.
Those are her hands, so they would need to be horsegloves.
The babby will be a zebroot
