favoredponcho@lemmy.zip to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 days agoOn the seventh day, god created uraniumlemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down16
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minus-squareKacarott@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-24 days agoIt’s been a while, but I’m pretty sure it was weirdly complicated, like Jesus comes down All the dead believers are brought back to life All believers are taken to heaven Non believers are left on earth doing their own thing 1000 years later, Jesus comes back to earth, raises everyone else back from the dead, then burns everyone/everything Jesus moves heaven back to earth, which is now perfect … Or something like that? Hard to tell which parts I got taught and which parts I hallucinated in a fever at some point Edit: I looked it up and I am shocked at how well I remember it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_eschatology#Eschatological_events
minus-squareLodespawn@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agosooo zombie apocalypse is started by zombie jesus as a prelude to the rapture? are we at zombie apocalypse 1 or 2?
It’s been a while, but I’m pretty sure it was weirdly complicated, like
… Or something like that? Hard to tell which parts I got taught and which parts I hallucinated in a fever at some point
Edit: I looked it up and I am shocked at how well I remember it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_eschatology#Eschatological_events
sooo zombie apocalypse is started by zombie jesus as a prelude to the rapture? are we at zombie apocalypse 1 or 2?