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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that’s understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there’s a reason it’s called pentest and not the full name lmao.

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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
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      finger

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        unzip

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          root

  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Oh, I KISS all the time!

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    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

      • ashenwire@lemmus.org
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    • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      😳

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    We’re good with technology, so we’re VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

    Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops… for reasons.

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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Software, firmware, and hardware.

    • NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world
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      Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
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      Daemon spawning mmm

    • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

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    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Isn’t Morrissey asexual?

  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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    Construction is like this too.

    Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

    Edit, nailing studs.

    • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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      Had any “Full penetration butt welds” lately?

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      I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

      That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

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        how do you know someone’s from Cincinnati?

        Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

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          I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

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            I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

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          Some men are born great
          Some men achieve greatness
          … and some are from Ohio

          Political slogan from the 1840’s Presidential campaign (“Tippacanoe and Tyler too!”)

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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

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    Master/slave

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      Finger/poke

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        Fsck fsck

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          Insert, upsert

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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      there are so many links that i’ve clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

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      That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

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    touch grass

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    No touch?

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      No touch only cat

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        Do not the cat

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    Wait till you get into game development. You’ll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

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